Thursday, April 3, 2008

Thirteen Dating Acronyms to Help Save You Time in this Busy Cyberized World we Live in.
Any Resemblance to Someone you Actually Know is Purely Coincidental
but go ahead and use these anyway!
These are the guys (gals) you want to avoid - quickly!
Oh yes, it's time to celebrate because tomorrow is POETS day!

1. "No, I won't introduce you - he's a real NOONG." (Not one of nature's gentlemen)

2. "Sure, go ahead and date him if you like VESTs." (Very egotistical stupid twits)

3. "Well, you have to take the bad with the good when you date a LOMBARD." (Loads of money but a real dickhead)

4. For that annoying co-worker - "Let me give you my neighbour's number, you love him...he's just a piece of FLUF." (Fat little ugly fellow)

5. "Meet this guy in a public place - he's AMAT. (All mouth and trousers)

6. "Yeah, I know, he looked good to me too at first, but then he turned out to be BHNC. (Big hat no cattle) (Female version - FCNK Fur coat no knickers)

7. "Sure, you can have him, I have no interest in LAMPs. (Lower academically-minded person)

8. "He's cute but he's LANO." (Lights are not on)

9. "We've been out a few times, but I don't know, there's just something NQR." (Not quite right)

10. "I guess if I run out of options, I'll go with the SUBARU." (Still useable but all rusted underneath)

11. "You know, I wouldn't mind staying home once in a while but he's TATT!" (Tired all the time)

12. "Well you could always go with a WOOP." (Well off older person)

13. "Man, everyone I meet lately seems to be a BURP. (bankrupt unemployed rejected person)

One more for good luck: "You could have dated him, but I TOBASHed him." (took out back and shot)

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11 comments:

Jennifer said...

I loved it. That was an excellent 13!

Sassy Mama Bear said...

Hilarious and I am so glad I am beyond the dating scene I'd never keep up with that.
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sarah in disturbia said...

That was really funny!! Love the images that it conjured up. I'm not familiar with any of those but they all make sense. Great list!

Reiza said...

Oh, I love it.

I simply must use #8 and #10.

Lori said...

LOL...great list. I took notes;) Happy TT and thanks for stopping by!!

Barbara Doduk said...

Great list, I laughed. BURP hahaha.

Thanks for visiting my blog. Cheers!

Cindy Swanson said...

That was hilarious! Who knew "Subaru" and "Lombard" could mean such things. :)

Thanks so much for stopping by and commenting on my TT! I also enjoyed the picture of your flowers...how cool! Hardy little things, I take it?

Library Lady said...

I am simultaneously ROFTL and muttering under my breath "thank goodness I'm not single, thank goodness I'm not single!"

Lilibeth said...

Funny. I enjoyed it. I'll try not to date any of those types. I'd rather be stuck with OBSIMUS-Old, but still is my unfailing spouse.

No Nonsense Girl said...

:)

To answer your question, I say "former catholic church worker" because I use to be a paid employee, my contract ended, I got a job in a big multinational company and few months later, I was elected on the church council.

I began officially January 1st.

How cool that you and I have soo much in common.

I'll be back visiting your blog!

No Nonsense Girl said...

I added you to my blogroll :)